KELLEY1996 Schoolin the NRL with
2nd Straight Win !!!

8/1/9
Mwils1    

Well Nuffers... It's Official !!! School izzzzzz in !!! And your NRL Professa is Kelley1996!!! YA YA.... this Pro is showing us how to win races. Sheeeeooot... I'm glad he's not charging tuition and I'm sitting up front with pen and pad in hand!! I'm not even bringin my "spit-ball" straw to this class.... cause Professa Kelley has some wisdom to share fellas.....just keep reading to see what we talkin bout ova hea...

A Whopping 29 Nuffers came out for the PENN 500 at Pocono.... our second running in Long Pond this year. The last time we were hear.... Kelley took the pole ...but also took damage bout half way through the race!! TheGift took the Pocono 500 and was looking to repeat!! On top of that...it was almost Kelley's last race as he officially...unofficially announced his retirement from online racing. YUP.... we were that close to losing the Professa!!! Since then... he's won 3 of his last 6 races and two in a row!!!!

We welcomed 3 more New Nuffers....WOWOWOW !!! This late in the season and these Nuffers are SERIOUS!!! Great showing fellas!! Both tracks were able to knock this long race ....in Long Pond....::heehee..corny I know::.. in just under 3 hours....and both tracks experienced LONG green flags runs!!! At one point Track A ran just over 110 laps green...man o man... if you didn't setcho car up for longevity... you were gonna be in trouble...lol.

On to the Professa.... last week... Kelley gave us a lesson at Indy... pitting at just the right time to overtake TheGift with just 2 laps to go after Gift decided to fill up the tank with 20 laps to go. Those extra seconds Gift used to fill up pretty much cost him the race as Kelley pulled away. Lesson numba 1.

Now Lesson Numba 2.... scene?... Pocono... students present? There were 10 of us left to witness anudda lesson in strategic racing. This time... It was The Professa up front as the field approached the final pit cycle of the race... and the way the race was going..it was gonna stay green to the end. ShoNuff... we had a rematch of Indy..with Kelley and TheGift matching wits! Kelley sported a 10 sec lead as he went in for his final pit.... TheGift had already gone in for a complete pit... but Kelley only took fuel!!! Uh huh... NO TIRES!!! With that strategy... Kelley was able to maintain a 7-10 sec lead on TheGift... who was charging HARD on fresh tires... But Kelley....even while avoiding a "lap car" spin in front of him with 5 laps to go....LOL...hit his spots on those old tires and held off TheGift...crossing the start/finish line sporting a 3 sec lead/win!!

OK... so wait... last week at Indy... Kelley took advantage of  Gift's decision to fill up the tank on his last pit to take the lead with 2 laps to go..... then this week.... Kelley did what Gift didn't do last week...expedited his pit by only taking fuel and trusting his driving skills on a tough track to hit those marks on old .... I mean "Mwils-like" old tires. Kelley's tires were wearing depends they were so old... You know the saying..."ballz to the wall?.... well Kelley's tires were "ballz to the ground" they were so old....lol........huh?...over the top?....move forward Mwils?..... oh ok welllll...let's just say.... Kelley's Tires have seen their last dayzzzz on da track....lol...

Lesson Learned Professa Kelley!!!!

GREAT JOB AND CONGRATS ON
YOUR SECOND STRAIGHT NRL SPRINT CUP VICTORY!!!!

Again for the second straight week... TheGift took second while VERY Impressive New Nuffer DeanPlayer rounded off the top 3. Matter of fact... 3 Racers of Extreme Performance Racing... YUP...dem again... were in the Top 5 as Kelley teammates Ultimateassin took 4th while Sabloo continued a strong push to the chase..finishing 5th!!

Now ova on Track B.... yet another New Nuffer came out struttin.... JGFORD24... in his Sprint Cup Debut... recovering from an early black flag to take the win!!! That gave JG 15 bonus points and a guaranteed track A slot next week at Da Glen!!! CONGRATS JG!!!!....

IPCBillytheKid continues his impressive season...recovering from early damage... :::again?::: to finish 2nd while ScoutChuck took 3rd!!

Here's a report from one of the coolest Nuffers in the house!! ScoutChuck...

"Wow we started out with 14 and finished with 5! Engines, engines, engines! I think we had two official DC'S - right TB (techen - lap 10 and Yo - lap 34)?

Djdeal was damaged as a result on Techen freezing on the track (déjà vu with me at Indy). After that we had six more cautions, I believe. Not sure if manual cautions would have helped - we ran a lot of green, except under the cautions (lag damage), and the guys aren't letting up after the flag is thrown, which I believe causes lag under yellow"

BIGTIME Thanks to TBDesigns for hosting and Officiating Track B!! Also Big Mike and BillytheKid for assisting TB in Officiating.... and ScoutChuck keeps the stats right on!!! Tough work and I'll never ever get tired of expressing my appreciation to all my Nuffers that volunteer their sweat in keeping the NRL Poppin!!!

OK Here are your 

Here's a look at the updated Chase Race!!

2009 Official Driver Standings
Overview	Related Information   Manufacturer Standings Series Schedule Series Drivers Series Statistics Other Series Iroc-A-Thon Nationwide Series Camping World Series Abbottazzz Invitational PURE SIM Sprint VIP Series Teams Sprint Cup Series
Sprint Cup Series Rank +/- Driver Points Behind Starts Poles Wins Top 5 Top 10 Winnings 1 -- DaleReynolds24 24 3447 Leader 21 5 5 16 19 $3,200 2 -- thegift3399 #31 3259 -188 21 4 4 12 15 $2,700 3 -- ABBOTTTAZZ . 3169 -278 21 3 1 12 16 $1,900 4 -- kelley1996 . 2994 -453 21 2 3 10 16 $1,700 5 -- IPCBILLYTHEKID . 2761 -686 21 0 0 1 10 $1,600 6 -- Mwils1 88 2712 -735 20 0 1 4 12 $400 7 +1 xX CHUCK1979 Xx 19 2594 -853 20 0 0 2 10 $400 8 -1 TURBOTODD1969 00 2537 -910 20 0 0 1 9 $1,900 9 -- Walt Hamrick 6 2431 -1016 18 0 0 2 9 $1,700 10 -- UltimateAssin29 . 2214 -1233 20 0 0 6 9 $400 11 +1 TriplexTriplex 60 1933 -1514 18 0 0 1 1 $100 12 -1 CHIEFTOKEALOT42 57 1827 -1620 17 0 0 0 1 $500 13 +1 Big Mike Racing 9 1703 -1744 17 0 0 0 3 $1,200 14 +1 Scoutchuck 08 1699 -1748 18 0 0 1 2 $600 15 -2 Purity52 40 1638 -1809 15 0 1 2 4 $1,200 16 +4 Kapalua2483 20 1528 -1919 12 0 0 3 6 $600 17 -5 IPCSundanceKid . 1505 -1942 15 0 0 2 5 $800 18 +1 Dart88 . 1502 -1945 15 0 0 0 1 $200 19 -4 Xx MaCkLiN91 xX 18 1454 -1993 14 0 0 2 3 $200 20 +1 Platimumpigeon m. 1432 -2015 15 0 0 0 1 $400

Next Week we stay up north and head to DA GLEN !!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday Night at 8 PM Est..... See You There!!!

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